Seen any funny bumper stickers lately?

Years ago they were everywhere. Now I see only very few. Here is three that gave me a laugh:

Pool Builders make your Wet Dreams Come True!
Custer Wore Arrow Shirts!
Weightlifter driving; no jack required!

Have you seen any funny ones lately?

I remember getting in trouble when I started driving I got this bumper sticker and It said HONK IF YOUR HORNY and I put it on my moms care she was so mad at me she couldn't figure why everybody was honking at her until she got home to look at car and seen it ,I was in so much trouble you thought I shot somebody I understand now, I sure thought it was funny then. what can I say it was the 60s.

1966 Chevrolet Impala Caprice Biscayne BelAir Bumper Jack
1966 Chevrolet Impala Caprice Biscayne BelAir Bumper Jack
$76.00 (13 Bids)
Time Remaining: 3h 21m

Ford Bumper Jack
Ford Bumper Jack
$45.00
Time Remaining: 4h 11m

1968 69 70 Dodge Charger R T complete Bumper jack with base and handle
1968 69 70 Dodge Charger R T complete Bumper jack with base and handle
$285.00
Time Remaining: 6h 16m

1972 1973 1974 Dodge Charge bumper jack with tire iron 72 74 Mopar B body 71
1972 1973 1974 Dodge Charge bumper jack with tire iron 72 74 Mopar B body 71
$20.00
Time Remaining: 6h 23m

VINTAGE CAR TRUCK 60s 70s BUMPER JACK CHEVROLET
VINTAGE CAR TRUCK 60s 70s BUMPER JACK CHEVROLET
$49.99
Time Remaining: 8h 25m

NOS 1967 CHEVY IMPALA SS BELAIR BUMPER JACK HOOK
NOS 1967 CHEVY IMPALA SS BELAIR BUMPER JACK HOOK
$79.50
Time Remaining: 8h 36m

Chevy Camaro 1968 Bumper Jack Assembly Original Z 28 SS RS 327 350 396 427
Chevy Camaro 1968 Bumper Jack Assembly Original Z 28 SS RS 327 350 396 427
$125.00
Time Remaining: 21h 4m
Buy It Now for only: $125.00

1950s 1960s GM BUMPER JACK HOLD DOWN SPRINGS PONTIAC BUICK OLDS CHEVY CADDY
1950s 1960s GM BUMPER JACK HOLD DOWN SPRINGS PONTIAC BUICK OLDS CHEVY CADDY
$14.99 (1 Bid)
Time Remaining: 22h 42m

Vintage Super Bumper Jack for Passenger Cars an H P Product
Vintage Super Bumper Jack for Passenger Cars an H P Product
$9.99
Time Remaining: 1d 7h 50m

VINTAGE ORIGINAL BUMPER JACK 64 65 66 67 CHEVY DODGE FORD NOS PLYMOUTH BUICK
VINTAGE ORIGINAL BUMPER JACK 64 65 66 67 CHEVY DODGE FORD NOS PLYMOUTH BUICK
$50.00
Time Remaining: 1d 8h 23m
Buy It Now for only: $80.00

1970 CHEVROLET IMPALA STATION WAGON BUMPER JACK CRADLE CAPRICE 70 CHEVY BELAIR
1970 CHEVROLET IMPALA STATION WAGON BUMPER JACK CRADLE CAPRICE 70 CHEVY BELAIR
$24.99
Time Remaining: 1d 9h 29m
Buy It Now for only: $24.99

Vintage Bumper Jack With Base Ford Chevy Dodge Antique
Vintage Bumper Jack With Base Ford Chevy Dodge Antique
$18.00
Time Remaining: 1d 18h 45m

1969 bumper jack
1969 bumper jack
$99.99
Time Remaining: 1d 23h 24m

Beautiful 1963 Dodge Dart Plymouth Valiant Bumper jack Foot Mechanism Mopar 1964
Beautiful 1963 Dodge Dart Plymouth Valiant Bumper jack Foot Mechanism Mopar 1964
$225.00
Time Remaining: 2d 4h 19m
Buy It Now for only: $225.00

Beautiful 1962 Ford Galaxie Bumper Jack Mercury 1961 1962 Hook Foot Mech
Beautiful 1962 Ford Galaxie Bumper Jack Mercury 1961 1962 Hook Foot Mech
$200.00
Time Remaining: 2d 8h 58m
Buy It Now for only: $200.00

52 53 54 FORD BUMPER LIFT SPARE WHEEL TIRE JACK
52 53 54 FORD BUMPER LIFT SPARE WHEEL TIRE JACK
$60.00
Time Remaining: 3d 1h 20m
Buy It Now for only: $60.00

Vintage 60s 70s GM Rear Bumper Jack Hot Rod Rat Rod Collectible Patina OEM
Vintage 60s 70s GM Rear Bumper Jack Hot Rod Rat Rod Collectible Patina OEM
$55.95
Time Remaining: 3d 3h 3m
Buy It Now for only: $55.95

VINTAGE BUMPER JACK
VINTAGE BUMPER JACK
$25.00
Time Remaining: 3d 3h 35m

1968 CHEVY CAMARO BUMPER JACK ASSEMBLY STEM AND HOOK
1968 CHEVY CAMARO BUMPER JACK ASSEMBLY STEM AND HOOK
$100.00
Time Remaining: 3d 3h 58m
Buy It Now for only: $100.00

1969 Impala Caprice original bumper jack
1969 Impala Caprice original bumper jack
$35.00
Time Remaining: 3d 6h 58m

1966 Dart GT Valiant Signet Bumper Jack 66 Barracuda Formula S  V8 273
1966 Dart GT Valiant Signet Bumper Jack 66 Barracuda Formula S V8 273
$120.00
Time Remaining: 3d 7h 22m
Buy It Now for only: $120.00

1969 Chevelle bumper jack
1969 Chevelle bumper jack
$31.00 (2 Bids)
Time Remaining: 3d 7h 23m

Vintage Ratchet Screw Frame Bumper Jack Plymouth Dodge Chevy Ford 1933 1934 1939
Vintage Ratchet Screw Frame Bumper Jack Plymouth Dodge Chevy Ford 1933 1934 1939
$39.99
Time Remaining: 3d 7h 56m

1949 1950 51 1952 1953 1954 Chevy Chevrolet Bel Air DeLuxe Original Bumper Jack
1949 1950 51 1952 1953 1954 Chevy Chevrolet Bel Air DeLuxe Original Bumper Jack
$199.00
Time Remaining: 3d 9h 49m
Buy It Now for only: $294.00

1968 1969 Buick Bumper Jack Hook part  1380855 OEM
1968 1969 Buick Bumper Jack Hook part 1380855 OEM
$29.99
Time Remaining: 3d 10h 40m

1970 Chevy Impala Caprice Bel Air Biscayne Bumper Jack Hook Code P OEM
1970 Chevy Impala Caprice Bel Air Biscayne Bumper Jack Hook Code P OEM
$29.99
Time Remaining: 3d 10h 40m

67 68 69 DODGE DART BUMPER JACK COMPLETE
67 68 69 DODGE DART BUMPER JACK COMPLETE
$109.95 (1 Bid)
Time Remaining: 3d 23h 28m

49 50 51 52 53 54 CHEVY STYLELINE DELUXE FLEETLINE COUPE BEL AIR BUMPER JACK
49 50 51 52 53 54 CHEVY STYLELINE DELUXE FLEETLINE COUPE BEL AIR BUMPER JACK
$200.00
Time Remaining: 4d 4h 42m
Buy It Now for only: $200.00

VINTAGE 1950s 1960s 1970s CAR BUMPER JACK GM CHEVY FORD CHRYSLER
VINTAGE 1950s 1960s 1970s CAR BUMPER JACK GM CHEVY FORD CHRYSLER
$49.00
Time Remaining: 4d 7h 25m

VINTAGE 1968 CHEVY 11 BUMPER HOOK CAR JACK
VINTAGE 1968 CHEVY 11 BUMPER HOOK CAR JACK
$49.99
Time Remaining: 4d 7h 38m

1946 1947 1948 CHEVROLET TOOL KIT BUMPER JACK  BASE NO RESERVE
1946 1947 1948 CHEVROLET TOOL KIT BUMPER JACK BASE NO RESERVE
$100.00
Time Remaining: 4d 8h 5m
Buy It Now for only: $150.00

1941 1942 CHEVROLET TOOL KIT BUMPER JACK  BASE NO RESERVE
1941 1942 CHEVROLET TOOL KIT BUMPER JACK BASE NO RESERVE
$175.00
Time Remaining: 4d 8h 6m
Buy It Now for only: $250.00

1940 1941 1942 DODGE PLYMOUTH CHRYSLER DESOTO TOOL KIT BUMPER JACK SMALLER CARS
1940 1941 1942 DODGE PLYMOUTH CHRYSLER DESOTO TOOL KIT BUMPER JACK SMALLER CARS
$75.00 (1 Bid)
Time Remaining: 4d 8h 7m

1941 BUICK TOOL KIT RIM JACK  JACK STAND SET
1941 BUICK TOOL KIT RIM JACK JACK STAND SET
$200.00
Time Remaining: 4d 8h 9m
Buy It Now for only: $275.00

1938 1939 CADILLAC TOOL KIT BUMPER JACK  BASE NO RESERVE
1938 1939 CADILLAC TOOL KIT BUMPER JACK BASE NO RESERVE
$175.00
Time Remaining: 4d 8h 18m
Buy It Now for only: $250.00

Bumper Jack Base Kaiser Fraiser Henry J Jeep AMC Ford
Bumper Jack Base Kaiser Fraiser Henry J Jeep AMC Ford
$7.74
Time Remaining: 4d 8h 45m

Antique early 1900s vintage working steel bumper jack surface rust VERY GOOD
Antique early 1900s vintage working steel bumper jack surface rust VERY GOOD
$3.99
Time Remaining: 4d 10h 40m

37 38 Dodge 2 stage bumper arm jack no handle 34 35 36 38 tool vintage auto car
37 38 Dodge 2 stage bumper arm jack no handle 34 35 36 38 tool vintage auto car
$9.00
Time Remaining: 4d 21h 22m
Buy It Now for only: $30.00

Pontiac Studebaker bumper jack base foot FOUR 50 51 52 53 54 55 56
Pontiac Studebaker bumper jack base foot FOUR 50 51 52 53 54 55 56
$9.00
Time Remaining: 4d 21h 22m
Buy It Now for only: $25.00

Bumper Jaw Jack19601961196219631964196519671968197019711973
Bumper Jaw Jack19601961196219631964196519671968197019711973
$9.95 (1 Bid)
Time Remaining: 4d 22h 25m

1956 buick 1959 pontiac bumper jack
1956 buick 1959 pontiac bumper jack
$125.00
Time Remaining: 5d 2h 8m

RARE 1962 FORD GALAXIE BUMPER JACK MAY FIT OTHER YEARS
RARE 1962 FORD GALAXIE BUMPER JACK MAY FIT OTHER YEARS
$90.00
Time Remaining: 5d 8h 5m

ORIGINAL GM TRUNK BUMPER JACK Base Mechanism Pontiac Chevrolet 1975 Camaro
ORIGINAL GM TRUNK BUMPER JACK Base Mechanism Pontiac Chevrolet 1975 Camaro
$65.00
Time Remaining: 5d 11h 10m

1968 1969 Fairlane Torino Ranchero GT bumper Jack base A
1968 1969 Fairlane Torino Ranchero GT bumper Jack base A
$39.95
Time Remaining: 6d 5h 37m

1973 77 Chevrolet El Camino GMC Sprint Bumper Jack
1973 77 Chevrolet El Camino GMC Sprint Bumper Jack
$60.00
Time Remaining: 6d 7h 55m
Buy It Now for only: $78.00

1974 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL BUMPER JACK 1973 1975 1970
1974 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL BUMPER JACK 1973 1975 1970
$30.00
Time Remaining: 6d 22h 15m
Buy It Now for only: $30.00

1967 CHEVY CHEVROLET CAMARO BUMPER JACK SPARE TIRE JACK ORIGINAL
1967 CHEVY CHEVROLET CAMARO BUMPER JACK SPARE TIRE JACK ORIGINAL
$210.00
Time Remaining: 7d 1h 4m
Buy It Now for only: $210.00

1972 76 CHEVROLETPONTIAC OLSMOBILE bumper Jack GM OEM good solid
1972 76 CHEVROLETPONTIAC OLSMOBILE bumper Jack GM OEM good solid
$109.00
Time Remaining: 7d 6h 40m
Buy It Now for only: $109.00

1950s Hydraulic Car Bumper Jack Adjustable hook height 9 Stroke
1950s Hydraulic Car Bumper Jack Adjustable hook height 9 Stroke
$59.95
Time Remaining: 9d 1h 53m
Buy It Now for only: $59.95

OLD VINTAGE BUMPER JACK STAND BASE CHEVY FORD DODGE NASH
OLD VINTAGE BUMPER JACK STAND BASE CHEVY FORD DODGE NASH
$19.99
Time Remaining: 9d 7h 19m
Buy It Now for only: $19.99

1955 buick super bumper jack and assc
1955 buick super bumper jack and assc
$109.99
Time Remaining: 9d 8h 15m
Buy It Now for only: $109.99

1960 1961 1962 Galaxie 500 XL Monterey Custom S 55 Cnv ORIG BUMPER JACK HOOK ARM
1960 1961 1962 Galaxie 500 XL Monterey Custom S 55 Cnv ORIG BUMPER JACK HOOK ARM
$69.00
Time Remaining: 9d 10h 54m
Buy It Now for only: $69.00

1964 Chevy Impala bumper jack      0011
1964 Chevy Impala bumper jack 0011
$192.49
Time Remaining: 9d 21h 5m
Buy It Now for only: $192.49

Ferrari Dino 206 246 GT GTS Jack Cap Rubber Bumper Stinger Body Protector
Ferrari Dino 206 246 GT GTS Jack Cap Rubber Bumper Stinger Body Protector
$190.00
Time Remaining: 10d 7h 16m
Buy It Now for only: $190.00

1962 oldsmobile bumper jack base 61 GM cars
1962 oldsmobile bumper jack base 61 GM cars
$25.00
Time Remaining: 10d 8h 31m
Buy It Now for only: $25.00

Antique 1908 MONARCH Car Bumper JACK Auto Truck Mechanical Cast Iron Wood Handle
Antique 1908 MONARCH Car Bumper JACK Auto Truck Mechanical Cast Iron Wood Handle
$39.95
Time Remaining: 10d 20h 31m
Buy It Now for only: $39.95

67 68 69 DOGE DART GtS BUMPER JACK ORIGINAL A Body Mopar SWINGER 340 383 440
67 68 69 DOGE DART GtS BUMPER JACK ORIGINAL A Body Mopar SWINGER 340 383 440
$175.00
Time Remaining: 11d 5h 14m
Buy It Now for only: $175.00

1968 OLDSMOBILE TORONADO BUMPER JACK SPARE TIRE TRUNK JACK
1968 OLDSMOBILE TORONADO BUMPER JACK SPARE TIRE TRUNK JACK
$135.00
Time Remaining: 11d 21h 35m
Buy It Now for only: $135.00

1971 BUICK LESABRE BUMPER JACK SPARE TIRE TRUNK JACK
1971 BUICK LESABRE BUMPER JACK SPARE TIRE TRUNK JACK
$125.00
Time Remaining: 11d 21h 35m
Buy It Now for only: $125.00

1970 1971 1972 CHEVROLET CAMARO Z28 SS BUMPER JACK TIRE JACK ORIGINAL DATED 0 C
1970 1971 1972 CHEVROLET CAMARO Z28 SS BUMPER JACK TIRE JACK ORIGINAL DATED 0 C
$265.00
Time Remaining: 11d 21h 35m
Buy It Now for only: $265.00

1955 1956 1957 FORD FAIRLANE SKYLINER SUNLINER BUMPER JACK BASE
1955 1956 1957 FORD FAIRLANE SKYLINER SUNLINER BUMPER JACK BASE
$42.00
Time Remaining: 11d 21h 37m
Buy It Now for only: $42.00

1970 1971 1972 CHEVY CHEVROLET MONTE CARLO BUMPER JACK TIRE JACK ORIGINAL
1970 1971 1972 CHEVY CHEVROLET MONTE CARLO BUMPER JACK TIRE JACK ORIGINAL
$175.00
Time Remaining: 11d 21h 42m
Buy It Now for only: $175.00

1970 CHEVY CHEVROLET CHEVELLE SS BUMPER JACK SPARE TIRE JACK ORIGINAL DATED 0 F
1970 CHEVY CHEVROLET CHEVELLE SS BUMPER JACK SPARE TIRE JACK ORIGINAL DATED 0 F
$250.00
Time Remaining: 11d 21h 42m
Buy It Now for only: $250.00

1968 1969 CHEVY CHEVROLET NOVA SS BUMPER JACK TIRE JACK ORIGINAL DATED H 8
1968 1969 CHEVY CHEVROLET NOVA SS BUMPER JACK TIRE JACK ORIGINAL DATED H 8
$265.00
Time Remaining: 11d 21h 42m
Buy It Now for only: $265.00

VINTAGE 1980S 70S BUMPER JACK FORD CHEVY DODGE
VINTAGE 1980S 70S BUMPER JACK FORD CHEVY DODGE
$75.00
Time Remaining: 12d 1h 1m
Buy It Now for only: $75.00

BUMPER JACK 1955 NOS Heavy Duty for MERCURY LINCOLN FORD 1950 s NOS Car CARS
BUMPER JACK 1955 NOS Heavy Duty for MERCURY LINCOLN FORD 1950 s NOS Car CARS
$129.99
Time Remaining: 12d 11h 56m
Buy It Now for only: $129.99

1973 1974 1975 1976 CHEVY CHEVROLET IMPALA CAPRICE BUMPER JACK ORIGINAL
1973 1974 1975 1976 CHEVY CHEVROLET IMPALA CAPRICE BUMPER JACK ORIGINAL
$165.00
Time Remaining: 13d 2h 50m
Buy It Now for only: $165.00

1960 CHEVROLET BUMPER JACK
1960 CHEVROLET BUMPER JACK
$225.00
Time Remaining: 13d 7h 39m
Buy It Now for only: $225.00

VINTAGE 1969 CAR BUMPER JACK GM CHEVY
VINTAGE 1969 CAR BUMPER JACK GM CHEVY
$53.01
Time Remaining: 13d 7h 56m
Buy It Now for only: $53.01

Vintage AUSCO Auto Specialties Mfg Co Bumper Jack
Vintage AUSCO Auto Specialties Mfg Co Bumper Jack
$89.95
Time Remaining: 14d 2h 5m
Buy It Now for only: $89.95

66 Chevelle Nova Bumper Jack Hook Load Rest Bracket Genuine GM NICE
66 Chevelle Nova Bumper Jack Hook Load Rest Bracket Genuine GM NICE
$29.95
Time Remaining: 14d 6h 32m
Buy It Now for only: $29.95

1960s 1970s GM Bumper Jack
1960s 1970s GM Bumper Jack
$79.95
Time Remaining: 15d 5h 2m
Buy It Now for only: $79.95

1971 CHRYSLER 300 NEW YORKER NEWPORT BUMPER JACK
1971 CHRYSLER 300 NEW YORKER NEWPORT BUMPER JACK
$59.99
Time Remaining: 15d 5h 4m
Buy It Now for only: $59.99

Mopar 1971 1972 B Body Bumper Jack Mount Stud Nut Bracket Charger R T Super Bee
Mopar 1971 1972 B Body Bumper Jack Mount Stud Nut Bracket Charger R T Super Bee
$35.00
Time Remaining: 15d 23h 33m
Buy It Now for only: $35.00

1965 1966 Chrysler Newport New Yorker 300 bumper jack assembly MOPAR
1965 1966 Chrysler Newport New Yorker 300 bumper jack assembly MOPAR
$125.00
Time Remaining: 16d 4h 59m
Buy It Now for only: $125.00

1970 70 Chevy Impala SS 350 396 454 Bel Air Biscayne Caprice bumper jack
1970 70 Chevy Impala SS 350 396 454 Bel Air Biscayne Caprice bumper jack
$99.99
Time Remaining: 16d 21h 2m
Buy It Now for only: $99.99