Seen any funny bumper stickers lately?

Years ago they were everywhere. Now I see only very few. Here is three that gave me a laugh:

Pool Builders make your Wet Dreams Come True!
Custer Wore Arrow Shirts!
Weightlifter driving; no jack required!

Have you seen any funny ones lately?

I remember getting in trouble when I started driving I got this bumper sticker and It said HONK IF YOUR HORNY and I put it on my moms care she was so mad at me she couldn't figure why everybody was honking at her until she got home to look at car and seen it ,I was in so much trouble you thought I shot somebody I understand now, I sure thought it was funny then. what can I say it was the 60s.

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